This week, Bill and Daniel watch another awful movie for awful April, and this time, it’s pretty darn awful. It’s Foodfight! The holy grail of bad animated movies. Why does everyone move like video game characters stuck in the geometry? Why is this movie so horny on main? How do you make a fart joke not funny? How is anyone who made this still making movies? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week I guess we have to watch a Star wars
This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about the finical whoopsy doodle that is Tomorrowland! Why would they think we’re okay with them stealing all our best and brightest? Why does everyone like to shout and argue so much? Why did they make a grown man look romantically at a dying child robot? Why did Bill watch this movie fifty times when he hates it so much? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week, I think the food has spoiled.
It’s the start of Awful April, and the first pick is going the be the rotoscoped dumpster fire that is The Lord of the Rings! Who said this animation was acceptable? Why does Sam look like a foot? Why is the Balrog a Pringles can with wings and a lion head? Why can’t you tell the races of Middle Earth apart? How do some people consider this a decent movie? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next time is a great big beautiful tomorrow!
This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about what some consider to be one of the greatest movies of all time, it’s A Knight’s Tale! Why are some people so filthy but some are so clean? Who on earth designed that lady’s outfits? Why does he hate the bad guy so damn much? What dingus picked the songs for this thing? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week we’re getting the fellowship together!
This week Bill and Daniel sit down to talk about 1953’s Peter Pan! Why is everyone so awful? Who decided to make Tinkerbell so thick she can’t fit through a keyhole? Why so racist Disney? How did Disney manage to redeem a murdering hate filled Pixie? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week is a knight of some kind!