This week Bill and Daniel talk about the Disney Oopsie doodle that is Treasure Planet! Why does Jim’s face look like that? Why is the captain so useless? How do you make fart sounds not funny? If Flint didn’t want anyone to get his treasure, why did he make a map to it? WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week probably has some kind of Butterfly!
This week Bill and Daniel take a look at the 1950’s version of Treasure Island! Can it possibly be as good as the Muppet version? Why does that kid’s face always look so farty? Why does everyone look like an animatronic from Disneyland? Why can’t that man lower his voice? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week is something to be sure!
This week Bill picked three of his favorite Christmas specials, Frosty the Snowman, Rudolph the Red nosed Reindeer and Twas the Night before Christmas! Do these musty old specials hold up? Why is Santa such a horrible person? Why are all those kids wearing shorts in the snow? Why is the sea made out of piss? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week is probably some island with treasure on it.
This week Bill and Daniel keep their slow march through the Disney through the Decades section on Disney+ with Cinderella! Just how slippery are this lady’s feet? Where was that Fairy Godmother for the last 12 years of her life? Why can only the mice talk? What was it with Disney and putting bubbles in everything? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week is probably some Christmas crap!
Bill decided to treat himself this week to one of his favorite movies, It’s a Wonderful Life! Does Daniel find it as wonderful as Bill does? Why does Potter get to keep being alive at the end of the movie? How long can one lady hold onto someone saying they’ll lasso the moon for you? Who thought Jimmy Stewart could play a 21 year old? Find out on this week’s Tardy to the Party!
Next week we keep dropping out glass shoes all over the place